Purple Rhymenocerous

$80.00

Deep grape syrup, dark berries, greasy GMO funk, and purple-heavy expression from a Funky Fresh collab with some serious weight behind it.

QUICK SPECS

  • Type: Regular Seeds

  • Pack Size: 15 regular seeds

  • Lineage: Cannarado’s Fatso x Bodhi’s Purple Unicorn F5

  • Release: Funky Fresh Collab

  • Profile: Grape syrup, dark berries, greasy GMO funk, deep purple gas

  • Expression: Thick flowers, greasy resin, strong color potential

THE STORY

Purple Rhymenocerous is a Funky Fresh collaboration built from Cannarado’s Fatso dusted by a stud from Bodhi’s Purple Unicorn F5.

This one leans heavy into that deep, narcotic funk layered over rich grape syrup, dark berries, and that unmistakable greasy GMO backend.

THE CROSS

Cannarado’s Fatso x Bodhi’s Purple Unicorn F5

Fatso brings the greasy GMO weight, backend funk, and heavy structure, while Purple Unicorn F5 pushes the color, dark fruit, and purple expression into something louder, stranger, and more syrup-coated.

THE PROFILE

Expect deep grape syrup, dark berries, and a heavy purple funk up front, with that greasy GMO backend hanging around like it pays rent.

This is not bright candy fruit. This is darker, heavier, stickier, weirder fruit — the kind of profile that feels like it rolled out of a garage with purple smoke coming out of the hood.

WHY WE MADE IT

This one was made to stack deep color, greasy resin, and that unmistakable funk-heavy backend into a regular seed release with real hunting potential.

If you like dark fruit, purple expression, and GMO-leaning stank, Purple Rhymenocerous is built for that lane.

GROWER’S NOTES

Expect thick, weighty flowers with greasy resin and strong color expression, especially in cooler finishes.

WHAT’S IN THE PACK

- 15 regular seeds

- Funky Fresh collab release

- Premium California genetics

- Uncle Dad Vibes packaging

- Limited availability while supplies last

FINE PRINT

Please check your local laws before ordering.

Deep grape syrup, dark berries, greasy GMO funk, and purple-heavy expression from a Funky Fresh collab with some serious weight behind it.

QUICK SPECS

  • Type: Regular Seeds

  • Pack Size: 15 regular seeds

  • Lineage: Cannarado’s Fatso x Bodhi’s Purple Unicorn F5

  • Release: Funky Fresh Collab

  • Profile: Grape syrup, dark berries, greasy GMO funk, deep purple gas

  • Expression: Thick flowers, greasy resin, strong color potential

THE STORY

Purple Rhymenocerous is a Funky Fresh collaboration built from Cannarado’s Fatso dusted by a stud from Bodhi’s Purple Unicorn F5.

This one leans heavy into that deep, narcotic funk layered over rich grape syrup, dark berries, and that unmistakable greasy GMO backend.

THE CROSS

Cannarado’s Fatso x Bodhi’s Purple Unicorn F5

Fatso brings the greasy GMO weight, backend funk, and heavy structure, while Purple Unicorn F5 pushes the color, dark fruit, and purple expression into something louder, stranger, and more syrup-coated.

THE PROFILE

Expect deep grape syrup, dark berries, and a heavy purple funk up front, with that greasy GMO backend hanging around like it pays rent.

This is not bright candy fruit. This is darker, heavier, stickier, weirder fruit — the kind of profile that feels like it rolled out of a garage with purple smoke coming out of the hood.

WHY WE MADE IT

This one was made to stack deep color, greasy resin, and that unmistakable funk-heavy backend into a regular seed release with real hunting potential.

If you like dark fruit, purple expression, and GMO-leaning stank, Purple Rhymenocerous is built for that lane.

GROWER’S NOTES

Expect thick, weighty flowers with greasy resin and strong color expression, especially in cooler finishes.

WHAT’S IN THE PACK

- 15 regular seeds

- Funky Fresh collab release

- Premium California genetics

- Uncle Dad Vibes packaging

- Limited availability while supplies last

FINE PRINT

Please check your local laws before ordering.