PURPOSE GROWN

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PREMIUM CALIFORNIA GENETICS

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ONE-OF-ONE GENETICS

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INTENTION-BRED

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EXOTIC PROFILES

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UNTETHERED

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COUNTER-CULTURE

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PURPOSE GROWN 〰️ PREMIUM CALIFORNIA GENETICS 〰️ ONE-OF-ONE GENETICS 〰️ INTENTION-BRED 〰️ EXOTIC PROFILES 〰️ UNTETHERED 〰️ COUNTER-CULTURE 〰️

WELCOME TO UNCLE DAD VIBES.

WELCOME TO UNCLE DAD VIBES.

This is for grown-ass adults who love flavor and quality. We source, craft, select, and grow genetics with intention and love — curated for connoisseurs, first-timers, long-time-break-takers, and the curious.

We want medicine for all ailments — from boredom to closed-mindedness to seizures and appetite aids. At every turn, we want flavors and experiences that hit in just the right ways.

Some of us have crazy lives — busy and full of unsolicited responsibilities. We are here for you. We want to educate, inspire, and welcome any and every uncle, grandma, auntie, third cousin, and any other adult human who needs a home team — this is a vibe, a collective, a socially acceptable and soft-bellied cult.

We are for the free-thinkers and the restless who demand new experiences.

SHOP NOW
SHOP NOW

Putting up “The Good Fight”

Just an anti-brand

Just an anti-brand

Putting up “The Good Fight”

Step right up, folks — and Welcome! — while the rest of this bedazzled turd of a world’s busy chasing clout, polishing trophies, and kissing rings, we’re cutting through the noise like Barry Sanders at a county fair with no chalk lines and no referees. No smoke. No mirrors. A straight shot up the guts.

Welcome!

This may not be the vibe for the sugar-glazed influencers, the negative no-done-it basement trolls, or the big business broke boiz with rented swagger. This is for the grown folks who know, the curious that don’t, the open minded, and our brothers and sisters on the front line that hold it the fuck down. There are still dreamers, fighters, and passionate dipshits left. The farmers/buyers/retailers that have no patience left for industry manure. For those of us that dreamt of legalization, unlimited flavors, understanding, acceptance, and how dope it would be…this ain’t it. We let the wrong motherfuckers on “the board”.

So AGAIN, WELCOME! We want you, we WELCOME you. We don’t want to dictate what is trending and what YOU like. Small-town backbone over big-town spotlight. We are from the eras of underdogs and unsigned hypes. Backpacking Hip hop kids and Cult Classic movies on VHS. If you felt an understanding or connection with the Bad News Bears, The Mighty Ducks, or any other immovable uncompromising force, WELCOME

We’re not here to be cool — Cool concerns itself with what other people think. We just want to support anyone who feels like they don’t relate.

Always human, forever uncool.

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